I purchased the Forever Link Women’s MANGO-21 boots in tan, and what I received in the mail was nothing short of a hilarious insult to Amazon customers. It’s hard to detail exactly what happened here, but I’ll try...upon opening the box, I was greeted with a musty foot funk that should’ve caused me to burn the package in my backyard. Instead of taping the box back up and calling the Department of Homeland Security to report a suspicious package, I further investigated and overflowed my nightmare fuel tank in the process. The shoes in the box were neither the model or color I ordered, but that was the least of my issues. This particular pair looks like they’ve been through a war. The heel sole is completely worn through the rubber, like it’s been gnawed off by thousands of hungry mountain leeches. The metallic buckles are rusted green as if they’ve been tied to a ocean buoy and battered by salty waves for decades. The leather has been distressed like the face of that lady who spent half of her yearly income to put a tanning bed in her kitchen. And the smell? Pickled eggs in the rotted pantry of a forgotten Cold War bunker. I can’t get that stink out of my front room. The vendor that I purchased these from, Fashion Unique, has some explaining to do. Specifically, why they sent me the well-loved boots of a veteran hobo. Please make this right!